Google Doesn’t Want me to Buy New Shoes

Do this now: disable personalized results (add &pws=0 at the end of the search page) and do a quick search for ‘new shoes’.

Behold the sprawling failure that would make Matt Cutts curl up into a ball and weep:

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Enhance!

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Marketing and marathons never mixed better. When I search for new shoes, it is only but obvious that I would want to buy a completely unrelated product on marketing too.

Sigh.

Google, We Need to Talk

This result is the consequence of a new Google algorithm update that targets roughly 3% of searches. This follows a string of updates over the past few few months that seek to rid the SERPs of ‘webspam’, but inadvertently make the internet less fun, less democratic, and less useful.

Eliminating webspam is a noble idea. It’s hard to argue with a company that wants to remove crap from the internet.

But in the process, Google is essentially yielding power to established brands and authority sites.

The new update reiterates what Google has already said in the past: that branded websites are now being favored over smaller competitors. That unless you already have an established social media presence and thousands of well-written articles, you can’t touch the first page, let alone top it (barring a few anomalies like the one above).

In other words: the internet is becoming a lot like the real world. And that is a scary thought.

The internet was supposed to be the great equalizer. It was the platform a no-name startup could launch with a few hundred dollars, slap together a website, and pull rank in the SERPs and beat entrenched, established competitors.

Not anymore. This new update essentially says out loud that small guys aren’t welcome anymore. You need to be big to get anywhere near the top. But to get big, you need to be at the top – a Catch-22 situation if I ever saw one.

Part of the blame can be assigned to internet marketers and SEO experts who deemed it appropriate to pollute ever search result imaginable with regurgitated crap. But Google’s response in favoring brands is antithetical to the founding ethos of the internet itself.

We need to get back to an internet that welcomed the little guys with open arms. Forget relevancy, what’s at stake here is the very soul of the internet. And if the big guys win by default, the internet loses.

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Nick Bilton has a Brain-Fart

Nick Bilton has a theory: that the Google+ and Facebook mobile apps suck because Google and Facebook are filled with pale, pimply nerds sans social lives who haven’t seen the sun in seven months, and who couldn’t possibly comprehend the outside world, where smartphones are whipped out on a regular basis for finding directions, lunch deals, and the occasional phone-off competition.

Nick Bilton has, what in polite company would be called a mild case of stupid. In less polite company, a brain fart.

 

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The Future: AI, Robots, and Unemployment

irobotAs a literary genre, I find science-fiction to be tired and lacking vitality. The generic conventions so constrict narrative freedom that most science-fiction books I’ve read seem replaceable and repetitive.

The same applies to most science-fiction movies.

Whenever I watch a sci-fi movie, especially ones populated with robots, I just can’t help but think: what the hell do all these humans actually do?

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Resultly is a Social Search Engine With a Twist

result-ly-robotTo describe Resultly, a new social startup about to launch its first iteration, would be an exercise in brevity. The best I can muster is, “Social Alerts Engine”, even though that description would be inadequate for the service’s actual promise. Resultly founder, Ilya Beyrak, on the other hand, draws an analogy with Google Alerts and dubs it a real-time social search engine.

So what exactly is Resultly?

In brief, Resultly is a real-time social alerts engine that helps you to create real-time alerts for keyword terms. What makes Resultly different is that you can set up alerts for specific categories and drill-down choices by various parameters to get accurate, real-time updates tailored to fit your requirements.

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Coming Soon: Ads in Your Instagram Pics

I’m sorry, but posting this was just a little too hard to resist :)

Your Instagram Pictures, before the Facebook Deal:

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After the Facebook-Instagram Deal:

 

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Reminder: This is Not Google-YouTube Circa 2006

Pop into any discussion on the Facebook-Instagram deal and a single argument continues to bear its (ugly and dumb) head: that Facebook buying Instagram is equivalent to Google buying YouTube in 2006 for $1.65Bn.

Not.

The Facebook-Instagram deal isn’t the same as the Google-YouTube deal for four reasons:

  • Instagram isn’t the only player in the mobile photo sharing space, unlike YouTube’s absolute domination when it was purchased by Google in 2006. Path, Facebook, etc. are quite, if not equally, popular as well.
  • Instagram has a mere 30M users. It doesn’t even have a strong footprint in the Android marketplace, or heck, even a Windows Mobile app. Do people really believe that that the entire photo-sharing market is limited to iPhone users?
  • YouTube was at the frontier of an entirely new medium: video on the web. Pictures, though, have been shared on the internet for two decades now.
  • Perhaps most importantly, buying YouTube gave Google access to a huge content library that it could (and did) monetize. Instagram’s content library is quite worthless in this regard. You can’t show ads in pictures the same way you can with video; the revenue opportunities remain quite muted.
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The Boy Who Cried Bubble

bubble-boyPardon me for spoiling your Instagram induced reverie, but I feel this needs to be said: we might be headed toward a bubble.

There. I said it. It had been gnawing at my heart and weighing on my skinny shoulders since the morning, when I, like the rest of you, learned of Instagram’s $1Bn sale to Facebook.

Perhaps it is jealousy. Perhaps it is rage. But in all likelihood, it is merely indignation at the audacity of a company that makes no money to have pocketed a billion dollars that has driven me to tear my hair out and scream “bubble! bubble!”  like a lunatic howling at the moon on a full-moon night.

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Larry Page: Screw Search, We’re Going Social

Larry Page is in an unenviable position. The company he co-founded in 1998 is facing an uncertain future for the first time in its 14 year history. Web search is declining, and mobile cannot possibly match it in revenue opportunities. And ‘Facebook’ and ‘Social Media’ pack enough force to put a further dent in the company’s revenues. I’d start losing hair if I were him.

Page understands this. He is heralding a shift in the company’s culture after taking over from Schmidt – a culture change few in the Silicon Valley appreciate, but which may very well keep the company afloat in the next decade. And Page’s pandering to the Wall Street couldn’t possibly be more palpable in a long, long letter he wrote to investors today.

Read the letter over the weekend. It’s as good a document as any to predict Google’s growth in the next few years. The message is loud and clear: search is an accessory to social now.

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Projector Promises to Make You Fall in Love With Work Again

Besides running this blog and studying full-time for a Master’s degree, I also moonlight as a freelance writer occasionally. It helps put (better) food on my table and clothes on my shoulders. So when a new SaaS startup promises to help me manage my projects and clients better, I’m all ears.

Projector is a project management tool for – and I quote – “freelancers who want to love their work again”. That’s a peculiar statement to make – love their work again. But as a freelancer, I can somewhat identify with it: managing clients, projects, and the sheer act of waking up in the morning and checking off a to-do list of unchallenging, dull projects can get mind-numbingly repetitive, dull and discouraging after some time. Perhaps a better project management system could actually help me fall in love with my work again.

So I’m going to take Projector out for a spin.

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In Which They Build an iTunes for Open Source Content

I had a very interesting Twitter exchange with Tom Coates (@tomcoates, PlasticBag.org) yesterday. Here’s a quick recap:

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I was under the impression that Coates was suggesting that a media organization build a browser exclusively for media consumption (and as usual, I was wrong).

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